The potty training files

My daughter gets up in the middle of the night, announces to the world that she has to go potty, goes to the bathroom, pulls down her jammies, pulls down her undies, goes, picks up the full bowl from the potty, pours the contents into the toilet, wipes herself, flushes the toilet, pulls up her undies, pulls up her jammies, climbs on her stool, pumps the soap, washes her hands, dries her hands, goes back to bed. It’s like she’s six or something. Right?

(Except that I hope by age six she’ll favour the toilet over the potty).