Breakfast on the crazy train a.k.a. with E (age 2)

Everleigh (full-pitched):	Mommy! Momm-ehhh! MOMMY!!
Me:	Everleigh... are you ok?
Everleigh:	A bug! A buuug! A big scary spider. It will bite my finger and make Everleigh cry!
Me (upon inspection of the tiniest speck of bug I've ever seen):	It's just a small bug, Everleigh. A friendly bug. Bugs can be friendly.
Everleigh:	Friendly?
Me:	Yeah! Friendly.
(longish pause)
Everleigh:	No liiiiike friendly! Everleigh like chicken and rice... and... macaroni!